I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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