And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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