I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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