i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize