It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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