idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
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worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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