Duck Duck Cougar?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize