please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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