would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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