My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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