Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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