why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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