I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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