She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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