And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The Olympian is in my bed
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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