Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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