She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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