I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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