just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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