He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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