Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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