Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I currently don't understand fingers.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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