I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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