Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
we're making bets on your personal life
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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