Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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