3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
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Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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