Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
It's Friday. Sex?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
That reminds me...we need to get swords
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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