Sponge bath it is.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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