she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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