oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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