is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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