I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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