she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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