My sheets look like a crime scene.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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