Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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