try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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