Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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