As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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