thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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