The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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