no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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