i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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