Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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