Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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