Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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