it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Two words: nipple clamps
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