He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
