Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she peed on how many people?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Randomize
