she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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