And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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