Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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