You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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