is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just had sex on a roof
Is Oprah even human
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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